“Slaying Ride” – Jingle

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SLAYING RIDE
Jingle sung to the tune of “Sleigh Ride”

© Sitarra “LullaDIEs” Sefton

Just hear those slaughter bells jingle-ing,
Ring ting tingle-ing too.
Come on, it’s lovely weather,
For a slaying ride together with you.

Outside the snow is falling,
Psychos are yelling, “Fuck You!”
Come on, it’s lovely weather,
For a slaying ride together with you.

Snapping necks, what the heck, let’s go.
Let’s make the bodies all grow cold.
We’re riding in a murderland of horror.

Stab a brunette, then redneck, it’s grand!
Skipping, killing, and holding your hand.
We’re slaying along singing a song,
Of a Murder Wonderland.

Blood splatter so warm and rosy,
Gore covered and cozy are we,
We’re snuggled up together,
Like two psychotic lovers would be.

Let’s kill the person before us,
And sing a chorus or two.
Come on, it’s lovely weather,
For a slaying ride together with you.

There’s a birthday party at the home of Farmer Gray.
It’ll be the perfect ending of a perfect day.
We’ll be slaying the guests while singing without a single stop,
Throw the baby in the fireplace to hear the skin sizzle and pop.
Pop! Pop! Pop!

There’s a happy feeling nothing in the world can buy,
When psycho killers watch life leave others eyes.
It’ll nearly be like a picture print by Currier and Ives
These wonderful slayings are the things,
We remember all through our lives.

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