PSYCHO’S CHRISTMAS ALPHABET
© Sitarra “LullaDIEs” Sefton
A is for ARTIFICIAL trees with ANGEL toppers we oppose,
B is for BLOOD, BRIGHT red like Christmas BOWS.
C is for COAL, taking CHILDREN’S hopes and CHRISTMAS CHEER,
D is for DECEMBER the most DEPRESSING DAYS of the year.
E is for EVIL ELVES and poisoning the EGGNOG,
F is for FESTIVE FEASTS, and people stuffing their FACES like hogs.
G is for GHOSTS of victims once covered in GRISLY GORE,
H is for HOPE, destroyed by Psychos HO-HO HORROR.
I is for ICICLES, the IDEAL weapon to use,
J is for JACK Frost, JOLLY in his kills and abuse.
K is for KRIS KRINGLE, KILLED by Psycho one day,
L is for LIGHTS, and hanging victims in the LOVELY display.
M is for MISTLETOE, the perverts and MOLESTERS favorite tool,
N is for the NORTH Pole, which Psycho NOW rightfully rules.
O is for ORNAMENTS, made of hearts, lungs, livers, not an ORGAN is spared,
P is for PSYCHO, denying you PRESENTS, PEACE, or PRAYER.
Q is for QUESTIONS, unanswered with smart QUIRKS added,
R is for RUDOLPH, the REINDEER gone RABID.
S is for SLEIGH rides in the SNOW, and SLAYING others along the way,
T is for TOYS, with TOMMY guns, knives, and TOMAHAWKS we play.
U is for UGLY sweaters, worn while UNWRAPPING USELESS gifts, tossing them like salad.
V is for VIGILANTE VENDETTAS and VALUES most VALID.
W is for WINTER WONDERLAND, snow WHITE splashed WITH red.
X is for XMAS, the night Psycho made Santa dead.
Y is for YOU and me, dancing in YESTERDAY’S ruins YELLING “YAY!”
Z is for ZOOMING over ZOMBIES in a magical sleigh.